Big Bang and Time

Recently I was listening to this TED Talk by Stephen Hawking and it just made me think about a few things and Big Bang. This post will try to explain why recently time is going soo fast.

Ok, so everyone knows that the world started with the big bang… now, the inquisitive amongst you might ask, so.. what was there before the Big Bang. Scientists tend to say that the concept of time doesnt exist outside of this umm.. well within our lifesystem (thats what id like to call this whole system including all the universes + the concept of time etc).

So now taking a hypothetical situation in which we invent the time machine and go back, what would happen if we try to go before the big bang? Well, what my theory is that as we move back in time, time slows down. I mean, well 1 day will still be equal to 24 hours, but the actual passing of time will be a lot slower.. You’ll really feel it taking ages.

So now if we go back really close to the big bang, 1 day will be like thousands of years; but the thing is, you cant move back TO the real big bang, because that, is at negative infinity. which means, time totally stops there. This explains that big bang was the beginning (in terms of the time concept, im not saying anything outside our lifesystem, because outside our lifesystem i do believe God exists.)

Arrite, so now we all agree (please cut down the noise) that time started at speed 0 at big bang, and the speed of time is exponentially increasing, and therefore today years pass in a jiffy!

That, I think, is all.

Laters,

dead or alive?

as you must’ve guessed, i fell into hibernation and into oblivion. and it wasnt my fault, read a few of my previous posts to know that the cold was to blame. but dont get jolly now thinking that im back for im not! this is just a temporary periiod of non-oblivionness, woke up to see what was up with the world. I was hearing all those bomb blasts way too often, woke me up, they did! they just can’t keep it quite for once. losers

*mumbles* im off to sleep, we shall meet again, dead or alive!

my keyboard sucks

and thats why i cant post more entries. period.

The conspiracy theory of conspiracy theories

Folks! I just realized the greatest truth on earth! Its about conspiracy theories, and you may call this a conspiracy theory but this is true as can be countless other conspiracy theories.

So what I have realized is that men up there try to hide the truth in many many ways. But what the worst part is, the REAL CONSPIRACY is how they do it? Simple! Conspiracy Theories!

Oh yes! In the next few lines you will be discovering the truth about the BIGGEST CONSPIRACY on this planet (sorry fella martians but earth comes first!).. but right now we’ll take a small commercial break:

*put you ad here and keep SayWha’?? warm!!!*

back to the REAL CONSPIRACY

ok, no more waiting, ill tell you what its all about. The real conspiracy is huge and its dangerous, very dangerous infact.

The people up there realized that the truth was getting out there and that everyone, normal people like you and me (Well not me) were being told about the dark secrets that they had hidden for centuries. So what they did was simple.. You know what they did? They created MORE conspiracy theories (ASIT anyone?). OH yes! they created more conspiracy theories, wacky ones, false ones and labelled the truths, conspiracy theories. Yeah, everytime people came out with the truth, they created wacky ideas and posted em online. So now the truth was drowned amongst other fake theories which THEY called CONSPIRACY THEORIES!!. smart eh? oh yes, they were the smartest minds on earth.

So thats how the term conspiracy theoriy came into being. It was a major conspiracy against the truth and just to ridicule the truth they came up with crap and then altogether labelled all of it conspiracy theories.

So folks, you know I’m right, a few of the conspiracy theories are the correct ones, now its yur job to spread the truth, share this post with everyone you know. Because if YOU don’t do it, we’re doomed for ever. you want that? NO!!

PS. if you don’t hear from me for a while, you’ll know the *insert-intelligence-agency* got me, and then it’ll be YOUR job!

time of my life

I can safely say these 7 days that I am spending and will spend are totally hell. Well not safely as hell is never really safe, but I can say with a good amount of confidence. Now you’ll say, “Well, atleast you got a good amount of confidence! hows that hell?” to which I’ll reply “just shut the hell up, and thats how its hell!”.

See, I’m already going mad.

Never… i repeat, NEVER return to your study/university place before its started, not even for stupid websites and stuff you gotta do. Because the cold actually does kill you (especially without the warm green pieces of papers that I can earn from here). Since I’ve returned here earlier than usual, they don’t even have the heating equipment up and now my room is cold 24/7. and its been raining for 3 days, nonstop, cats and dogs. And even the water is cold, so you really have to pump yourself up to even decide to go to the bathroom. All day long im sitting here making a gloomy face, muscles cant dare move. then you gotta walk all the extra way to get food which is why ive fallen in love with eating food 2 times a day.

Seriously, I know for sure I won’t be able to live in those countries where its cold all year long; I’ve had enough, and im not yearning for them anymore.. not even for studies. curse em

bleaa

duhh

I’ll write when i feel like writing, get it?!!!

500 miles

When I’m lonely well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s lonely without you
When I’m dreaming well I know I’m gonna dream
I’m gonna dream about the time when I’m with you
When I go out (when I go out) well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who goes along with you
And when I come home (when i come home) yes I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who comes back home to you
I’m gonna be the man who’s coming home to you

But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1,000 miles
To fall down at your door

da da da da da da dadada dadadadaa

da da da da da da dadada dadadadaa

da da da da da da dadada dadadadaa

da da da da da da dadada dadadadaa

me loves this song!!!!!!!!!!

*headbang*

Stupid people

Why the hell does the world laugh at stupid people??? Is it their fault they’re stupid? Did they choose to be left alone when God was distributing brains or do they deliberately act stupid to annoy you.

Well I think stupid people should be appreciated more? Why more i hear ye ask, its not the intelligent folks’ fault that they’re intelligent. True, the intelligent people also didnt choose their intelligence but intelligent folks live better (or do they? ill discuss this later).

So, stupid people deserve better treatment because at the moment they get the worst of life, people make fun of them, people take advantage of them, and they themselves dont understand.

Instead of saying i hate stupid folks, you should support them and not laugh at them. Laugh at yourself instead, laugh at your country and most important of all laugh at me, and my blog :D

In other news im prolly shifting over to Blogspot, because I need to keep myself warm. Decided against going to heaven for the free heating equipment

adios

PS. someone please help me with a new name for the blog since saywha is registered at blogspot

The cold

And now the winters arrive and make me shiver like crazy. Well no the winters havnt ‘just’ arrived, but its getting colder and colder and i dont care if where you people live its colder there, but its colder here than i can bear! I’m telling you its gonna snow this time and I can’t take that. I’ve tried to go into hibernation so many times but never really managed to. Its not fair those animals can do that and we can’t. And they say evolutions supposed to make you better.  huh

That and now they say its gonna rain. Whats the use of rain in the winters eh? It should snow instead for then we’ll have something to cheer about (you wont get it). Rain just cuts out the sun and well some will say that cuts out teh crap but the sun aint crap in winters. Its gold.

Hmm yeah whatelse. these wordpress folks wont let me put ads here on this stupid blog o’ mine. so i can’t earn random money from that ad thingy by google and when i cant earn money, i cant get warm. so im telling ya, if aah dont get warm and i die, ill sue em. oh wait…. naa guess i wont sue em, ill be in a better place.. hope heavens as warm as hell =/

laters

not meant to know psychology

This isnt a very comic post because THIS IS REAL!

Ive always had a great interest in psychology and I’ve read lots of online articles, books and taken free lectures on it. so im mostly like ‘knowing’ what leads to what. but what ive found is YOU”RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT. whY? bee caause that interrupts the natural order of things.

no im not lying, thats how it is even if i cant prove it. period.

Alice is unbelievably stupid!

March Hare: …Then you should say what you mean.
Alice: I do; at least – at least I mean what I say — that’s the same thing, you know.
Hatter: Not the same thing a bit! Why, you might just as well say that, ‘I see what I eat’ is the same as ‘I eat what I see’!
March Hare: You might just as well say, that “I like what I get” is the same thing as “I get what I like”!
The Dormouse: You might just as well say, that “I breathe when I sleep” is the same thing as “I sleep when I breathe”!

You’re dumb Alice! >.<

2008 weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Ok so kids, heres why the new year is such a big deal. Back in the olden golden ages when the nights were long and the days were longer, there lived a not-so-wise King who sat on his throne all day and all night long. He would eat all the kingdom’s food and drink all the kingdom’s water and as a consequence take up all the kingdom’s space to put his gigantic belly on. But there was no one to stop him, no one to halt him because the King he was.

So one day they came up with a plan, and that plan was devised by the smartest men and women on the kingdom (which weren’t many since the King took all the space). They decide…

to be continued…

Say Wha’??

Oh yes folks, this is just another WordPress.com weblog where random people jibber jabber endlessly. and why would they do that? bee cuz, the world we live in is just as craaazy and its driving us nuts and we need an outlet but! but… we dont care whether anyone reads this cuz all we need is a place where we can make our fingers dance and dance and dance.. aahh love the feeling….

soo, watch this space and envy us for getting a free outlet. Oh YEs!!

adios

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